![[(845): if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party]
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[(845): if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party]
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![[(931): Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ko81VXxH1qlp52fo1_500.png)
[(931): Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety]

How this happened.
The Reaver Beaver
1. Go on wikipedia looking up the word Beaver for no freaking reason.
2. See Oscar Wilde on the page for it.
3. Automatically think of Stephen Fry.
4. Automatically think of Reaver.
5. Reaver rhymes with Beaver.
6. Be amazed and draw it.
it’s just so cute……

reaver: heinous douchebag, mad pimp, resident cool guy, major creep, crack shot, always up for bootycalls from logan, best part of fable iii
i was gonna just do the whole thing in nail polish because he’s just that fabulous but it would take too long to dry
sharpie/copic liner/nail polish/coffee that’s really too old to be safe anymore on index card again lkvnd;lfk
My dear friends. To raise morale I am offering prizes to the most deserving workers.
Rules that I’d like to govern what I call, the Reaver Team Spirit Award.
Firstly. Any worker who so much as murmurs another complaint will be shot.
Secondly. Any worker who takes more than a three second break will be shot.
Thirdly, any worker who breaks any other rules I am yet to make will, yes, you guessed it, be shot.
Guys I’m loving on Reaver in Fable III. Seriously, he’s amazing.
I love that quote…